March 23, 2003
Chicken Carribean Casserole
Well... my mom has been trying to ween me off of tofu and tempei lately by cooking up massive amounts of meat. In order to eat, I have to eat this animal flesh. I could usually avoid it by just eating the vegetables. Tonight, she threw a curveball at me. I like to call it the "DEATHEROLE".
What the fuck. Peas, rice, carrots, green peppers, ham, and chicken (with the bone still in it) mixed up into one stinky little package and smothered in adobo. At first I just tried to pick out the peas, but my attempts proved to be futile. My mom caught on, and told me that if I didn't eat meat that I'd get sick and die (She knows too! She's a psychiatrist). So basically, I ate it. And I promise that I will never eat this again. It was one of the most horrid dishes I have ever eaten, no joke. If you want your eyes to explode because of adobo OD, then come over to my house. No wait... I'm trying to convince you not to eat this stuff... Very disgusting! I give it a:
1.3/10
(Better luck next time, Mom)
P.S. I ate the meat too. Now I really want a chicken sandwich. Yum.
March 16, 2003
Girl Talk- Secret Journals
I think I may have butchered the title of this album in the entry title, but it deserves it. This album is really plain bad. It's kind of fun at first (Ie; "What if god was... A project bitch... What if could was... blah blah blah whod take that dick") but then it gets old QUICK. It sounds like a bunch of puerile adolescents playing around with pop songs in soundforge. I wasn't laughing though, when I gave this album a crummy:
2.4/10
New monotonik EP
New monotonik EP at www.monotonik.com
It is entitled "For your broken heart".
Chemk it ount! =D
March 02, 2003
Morrissey- Viva Hate
This album is great. Everything you could want from the man himself. His beautiful voice. His overflowing sexualisms. His fucking cowbells. Just kidding... Anyway... I love this album. "Everyday is like sunday" is the highlight for me. This song is just beautiful. Please give this a try. It's not for everyone though!!!!!! I give it a:
9.3/10