I have a wonderful idea:
You know how there is so little food in so many parts of the world? Well... I propose that my fellow americans and I begin to donate our entire kitchens to the many starving countries around us. We have all seen the commercials for UNICEF: the ones with the emaciated children and such. If I donate all of the excess in my kitchen (canned, leftovers, nachos: EVERYTHING), many more of my fellow humans will have enough food to survive. Theres no reason for all of this junk to be in my kitchen, so I will donate it personally to Ethiopia, and then my fellow classmates, townmates, and even planet-mates will donate THEIR kitchens as well! Everyone who NEEDS food can keep it, and all of us middle class americans will continue giving our entire kitchens to needy countries. Yes!
Here's a picture of my computer how I see it:
