biography of an imbecile

Considering I now have a half-decent web presence, it's a crying shame (*snigger*) that there's no info on the person behind it. Until now, that is. Resisting the temptation to regurgitate the Dr.Evil speech for my personal details, and considering that most of the people who read this probably know me anyhow, I've nonetheless added a bio page. And yes, I am available for parties and bar mitzvahs. Hope everyone has a nice weekend - oh, and anyone know where I can find Steinski's 'Nothing To Fear' mix online? The motorcade speeds on..