dave barry - still funny + BONUS BEATS.

Sure, he's not a super-cyberpunk webhead geek, rather a traditional humor scribe, but you may have forgotten that Dave Barry is still one of the funniest writers in the world. And look, he got interviewed on Slashdot recently. And he's got a blog. So maybe he's a super-cyberpunk ninja webhead geek in secret! Read all his columns and decide for yourself. After you've finished guffawing uncontrollably. And if this entry was a tad obvious, let's go tangential - we direct you to Dave's fellow Miami Herald columnist, Carl Hiaasen, whose bizarre environmental slapstick murder mystery books are heavenly, and whose wry but more hard-edge columns for the Herald are excellent in themselves.